Quotes




"Only two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former."


-Albert Einstein
"Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!"


Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda"
"According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old."


Astalavista's
'Professional Test'

"Today marks the last occasion that I will use Outlook Express so long as I shall live. [...] I was willing to tolerate the occasional system crash. I was willing to live with the fact that I had to reboot every time I wanted to open my mailer. [...]
But Tuesday, God love it... Tuesday it eradicated my InBox every time it crashed, which is to say six times. So I downloaded Qualcomm's Eudora, and I abhor it - but it doesn't crash and eradicate my correspondence, so "Give me an E," "give me a U," etcetera, "What's that spell," and so forth.
What I really want is God damned Outlook Express, only not broken."
(CW)TB,
Penny Arcade
29MAR01

Proof that the general populous DOES learn, but it may require a few sharp blows to the head first.

"Dammit, Weed! No 'Matrix' moves allowed!" -Anonymous CS player
(After being hit by 'death from above')





Most, if not all, quotes on this page copied without explicit permission of the authors.
May God have mercy on my soul.