Missing! One greyish notebook, 486-ish, with little memory. Answers to the name of "mine". Last seen at a desk in an apartment. Presumed kidnapped.
Suspect(s): One to two utter morons, willing to risk a felony for a $100USD piece of equipment. Anyone you know?
Reward: $100USD, provided I am able to meet the suspects in person and hurt them in as many ways as possible. ;)